Posts tagged "wes"
- Wes: Why would it be funny that he was eating lentil soup?
- Me: Because he's Mennonite and it's a very Mennonite dish.
- Wes: ??
- Me: I don't know. It just shows up at a lot of potlucks. Aren't there, like, any traditional Catholic dishes or something?
- Wes: Guilt.
typical 19
- Me: I always feel so good after a shower.
- Wes: That's because you're washing all the sin away.
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Gowanus Yacht club looks like if you and me had tried to build Radegast in a weekend.Wesley Ebelhar
since wes got starcraft our convos have been all
me: how was ur day
wes: …
me: hows ur game
wes: …
me: i luv u
wes: …
me: do u want a tater tot?
wes: …
No. 8
Wes: i want to vandalize something.
Me: we could vandalize the cats.
Wes: something I don’t own.
Me: we could vandalize my cat. look at how unsuspecting he is
Wes: haha. I meant to tell you - everything you own is actually mine now.
Me: 
wait wut?
Wes: haha wow. uncalled for.
Me: 
there is that less offensive?
Wes: i no longer want to vandalize something - i want to murder someone.
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I don’t want your douche, but I’ll keep your douche travel bag.Wesley Ebelhar (http://www.waterworkshealth.com/)
No. 7
- Me: I don't know I just felt like maybe I was that girl that brought up her boyfriend too much.
- Wes: I wouldn't worry about it I'm sure you're fine. I mean.. everybody loves to hear about me.
