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Happy Chernobyl Day!
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Wait… something else happened 25 years ago today. Oh yeah… Happy Birthday!

And, as I’ve always said, your birthday ought to be celebrated for at least the full week, so that makes yesterday the alpha-day of your birthday week, and today is the beta-day, and tomorrow will be the gamma-day. (Also, since today is your “real” birthday, that makes today beta than yesta-day.)

I hope you absorb lots of warm radiation from your friends and colleagues. But be sure to radiate energy yourself so you can keep your cool and avoid any meltdowns.

Here’s wishing you a long half-life with many more Chernobyl Days to come.

Love,
Dad

Michael Edmiston

04/26/11

My Parents on Twitter

Mom: A shot of dingle malt scotch whiskey helps the throat.
Dad: @MaryE100 It's SINGLE-malt scotch. You're not allowed to drink it if you don't know what it is. Probably should be a men-only drink.

12/18/09

My brother is currently living for free in an old Catholic church that is now a historic landmark.

Me: so jealous of david right now

Papa: Actually, I’m somewhat jealous also…I just felt really, really comfortable being there.

Me: probs because you are so holy and omnipotent

Papa: That’s it. I wondered why I felt comfortable there. Now I know. I’m God, and I was actually in MY house.

10/28/09

Poem by M. Edmiston

Uh Oh. Is this new behavior? If so, you know what that means? He’s pissed you brought another cat into the house, and he is punishing you.

I made a poem for your predicament..

Leopold!
This is getting old.
We have Fritz;
your behavior must quits.
Leopold!
Do as you’re told.
Drats!
Can’t reason with cats.

Love,Dad

09/30/09