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Michael EdmistonHappy Chernobyl Day!
. ..Wait… something else happened 25 years ago today. Oh yeah… Happy Birthday!
And, as I’ve always said, your birthday ought to be celebrated for at least the full week, so that makes yesterday the alpha-day of your birthday week, and today is the beta-day, and tomorrow will be the gamma-day. (Also, since today is your “real” birthday, that makes today beta than yesta-day.)
I hope you absorb lots of warm radiation from your friends and colleagues. But be sure to radiate energy yourself so you can keep your cool and avoid any meltdowns.
Here’s wishing you a long half-life with many more Chernobyl Days to come.
Love,
Dad
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